thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

(via harrypotter-and-lordoftherings)



youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(via death-by-lulz)



groovychainsaws:

American education

groovychainsaws:

American education

(via death-by-lulz)



mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

(via onlylolgifs)


"And today I try to maintain the same playfulness I had when I was younger" (Neymar on Brazilian football and himself) 

(via -neymarjr)


(via -neymarjr)


gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

(via conductingbassclarinet)